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 Pronounced like Jason but spelled like gass-on, known to his fans as "Power Drums" and his bandmates as "Poophead", Gason is the pounding, Animal-from-The-Muppet-Show-like force of Labeled.  Much like John, growing up miles from civilization (or at least the nearest McDonald's) and working on the farm during his formative years instilled a desire to express himself the only way he saw fit:  beating the hell out of things.  So he and John started the band back in 1998 and have been together in a hetero-lifemate bond only two former pig farmers can share.  And he can still slop a hog a heap better than your average rock drummer.

Gason is involved in approximately 52,000 online fantasy sports leagues, is definitely the slimmest "manager" in all of the internet, and if there is a bat, a ball, a helmet, a racket or even a fish involved, he knows the health, hometown and shoe-size of the 3rd string players on every team.  But studying his biggest influence, Tommy Lee, is the biggest time-consuming process in creating the sound Gason is known for - more a symphony rather than just a beat.

He is also the most business-savvy of all the guys in the band; he once stopped Ryan and Johnny from foolishly handing over their paychecks for a sack of "magic" beans simply by pointing out that there is no such thing as "magic"...and the guy selling them was dressed like Skeletor - whom Gason knows was up to no good... no good at all.