Adam Saltzman
Guitars
Born in Lincoln, NE about the same time Ryan was graduating summer school and Gason and John were starting to require biennial prostate exams, Adam is the city boy and the young one of the band. We found that out in Fairbury, NE when Adam couldn't figure out how to manually flush the toilet. After some coaching from the rest of the guys, he found out that "some urinals aren't automatic".
Having never met a wall a maniacally psychotic woman couldn't make him box (he lost the last round), Adam got into punk rock as a kid watching Greenday, Blink and NOFX videos back when they still showed those things instead of C-list celeb-reality shows featuring Gary Coleman's sister's roommate's cousin's cat's experiences living on a farm with Vanilla Ice and tried to pursue the Rockstar Lifestyle (TM) - money for nothing, chicks for free, hot models and hot cars, he wanted it all.
Unfortunately for this dream, Adam hooked up with Labeled. An avid player of 3 chord craziness learned from years of really loud CD's and the most likely to vomit after a show, Adam brings a new hard-edge non-stop style to the blues based element of Labeled...he and the rest of the guys can spend less time playing and more time drinking their favorite crappy beers.
Trust us, when we ask Adam what his favorite beer is, the answer is "Whattya got?" We call him "Sparky" because he's the newest one, had to have a nickname and it sounds like his real alias "Salty". It's better than "The Dog" or "The Kid", right? Other pet names include "Stupid Rookie", "What the Hell Are You Doing" and "Stop That!"